We are a very small operation and are unable to ship immediately. Sorry! But this keeps prices low and reduces our need to work with capitalist entities like fulfillment companies. Typically we ship once every one or two weeks, but sometimes the wait is slightly longer. We try to keep an up-to-date notice of the current anticipated shipping schedule at our store page. We apologize for any inconvenience and hope you understand!

Pre-Ordering/Wait List

If you want to buy an item that is out of stock, there’s a good chance we’ll be restocking that item very soon. You can be added to the wait-list to be guaranteed your product during our next shipment by emailing us at [email protected] — typically we restock once every two months or so!

Shipping is SO EXPENSIVE!

In some VERY LIMITED situations, we may be able to save you some money on shipping with a coupon code. If you’re ordering a lot of stuff together let us know and we’ll see if we can save money on shipping. Generally speaking we actually LOSE money on shipping, especially for international shipments. If you know some Jedi Shipping Tricks for saving money shipping (especially internationally) let us know! We’d love to hear about them!

If you’re outside of the USA and want to save some money on shipping, we recommend setting up a group shipment with another comrade or two in your country, since we have flat shipping for each shipping category.

Isn’t this CAPITALISTIC?!?!??

I’ve decided to offer up some Non-Compete stuff you can buy. I know some leftists are uncomfortable with leftist-themed “merchandise.” Here’s why I’ve decided to offer up some stuff:

  • A lot of my viewers have requested stuff like T-shirts and stickers.
  • The money will help support the channel.
  • Hopefully the items will have propagandistic utility and provoke conversations about leftism.

All that said, if you’d like to support Non-Compete without buying anything you can consider joining my Patreon, or just share Non-Compete links with your friends!

Printing the stuff in Vietnam makes it pretty affordable (though unfortuantely shipping outside of the US is still a bit pricey, I just don’t have any way to solve that problem until we abolish all borders).

I really hoped to avoid PayPal but I’m just not finding any simple solutions that are more ethical. If you want to know why I’m so hesitant to use PayPal, and why it pains me to do so, check out this article. If you have any suggestions on a better payment processing solution for the long term (hopefully that works with WooCommerce) please let me know.


My comrade of a mom (momrade?) is helping to ship out orders on a weekly basis. So if you order right now it might be up to one week before it ships out, but it will ship out! If you have any questions or problems with your order email us!


You get significant discount coupon codes! Please check your Patreon message history for the link and if you didn’t receive the code or can’t find it, please get in touch with me and let me know!

Okay… I think that’s everything. Now if you still wanna buy some crap…


We understand that some of you may want to add/remove/change items in your order. If that’s the case just email me at [email protected] with the subject line ORDER CHANGE and let me know what items you’d like to change/swap/etc. and I’ll make sure it happens and we’ll work out any PayPal payments/refunds that need to happen.