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NOTICE — SHIP DATES!

We are a very small operation and are unable to ship immediately. Sorry! But this keeps prices low and reduces our need to work with capitalist entities like fulfillment companies. Typically we ship once every one or two weeks, but sometimes the wait is slightly longer. We try to keep an up-to-date notice of the current anticipated shipping schedule at our store page. We apologize for any inconvenience and hope you understand!

Pre-Ordering/Wait List

If you want to buy an item that is out of stock, there’s a good chance we’ll be restocking that item very soon. You can be added to the wait-list to be guaranteed your product during our next shipment by emailing us at noncompetecoop at proton dot me — typically we restock once every two months or so!

Shipping is SO EXPENSIVE!

In some VERY LIMITED situations, we may be able to save you some money on shipping with a coupon code. If you’re ordering a lot of stuff together let us know and we’ll see if we can save money on shipping. Generally speaking we actually LOSE money on shipping, especially for international shipments. If you know some Jedi Shipping Tricks for saving money shipping (especially internationally) let us know! We’d love to hear about them!

If you’re outside of the USA and want to save some money on shipping, we recommend setting up a group shipment with another comrade or two in your country, since we have flat shipping for each shipping category.

ORDERS SHIP ONCE PER WEEK!

We are a small operation and we handle all printing, shipping, and delivery ourselves. So if you order right now it might be up to one week before it ships out, but it will ship out! If you have any questions or problems with your order email us!

IF YOU ARE A PATRON:

You get significant discount coupon codes! Please check your Patreon message history for the link and if you didn’t receive the code or can’t find it, please get in touch with me and let me know!

Okay… I think that’s everything. Now if you still wanna buy some crap…

IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR ORDER OR HAVE ANY PROBLEMS:

We understand that some of you may want to add/remove/change items in your order. If that’s the case just email me at noncompetecoop at proton dot me with the subject line ORDER CHANGE and let me know what items you’d like to change/swap/etc. and I’ll make sure it happens and we’ll work out any PayPal payments/refunds that need to happen.

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